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Wicked Christmas 2010

Community Production


12 Days of Christmas. The Citizens Community Company return with their annual seasonal satirical glance at all the things we love to hate about Christmas. A laugh out loud escape from the festive madness and a very special night out for adults only.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my ex-burd sent to me
Twelve angels shopping,
Eleven pipes bursting,
Ten chancers, chancing
Nine mingers dancing,
Eight elves a-drinking,
Seven loans a-looming,
Six rounds too many,
Five onion rings,
Four nasty neighbours,
Three polis men,
Two santas fighting,
And my car keys in a pear tree

Sells out every year - book early!

An alternative Christmas night out from the Citizens Community Company

Circle Studio

Wheelchair Access
Guide Dogs welcome

Recommended for 15+
Contains strong language and adult content.

“Luckily for everyone, the Citizens Community Company isn’t just for Christmas - they carry on all year round” 
The Herald

“The Citizens Community Company junks the idea of decking the halls with boughs of holly and opts to deck any twee, sugary or over-commercialised notion of Christmas with a Glasgow kiss.” 
The Herald

“But “12 Days of Wicked Christmas” just isn’t enough - we’re hoping next year they give us a “Wicked Christmas Advent Calendar” with the full 24!” 
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